Total Medals Earned: 1,441 (From
295 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,190 Points
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
So you've figured out how the game works..
Get creative with the level editor
All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.
That's the easy part out of the way.
That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.
Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.
Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.
Nice!
Get the first power up in the game
Finish the challenge room
Finish the demo by exiting through the portal
Explore all 26 rooms in the demo
Collect all 18 coins in the demo
Finish the demo without dying
Unlock Meat Boy
Beat the game with all 8 coins
Beat the game without dying
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cook a Pasta Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?