Total Medals Earned: 1,411 (From 295 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,870 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Unwrap a Rare Present
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 20
Beat Level 21
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 23
Beat Level 24
Beat Level 25
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 27
Beat Level 28
Beat Level 29
Beat Level 30
Medals Earned: 4/12 (50/500 points)
Collect first coin
First Flight
Kill a z-guards
Throw 10 boxes
Meet a ghost
Meet z-guards
Meet a evil devil
Complete 15 levels
Destroy 10 boxes
Mr Splibox Easter egg
Collect all coins
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/285 points)
End it all
Find four trophies
Kill 20 test subjects
Lift 4 Crates at once
Find Eight Trophies
Finish the game
Unlock all medals and trophies
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/75 points)
I'm home!